Haryanvi Skit : Teacher's Day Special

Haryane ke schoolo ka bada ajeebo gareeb seen hota hai yaha par koi rule regulation nahi hota teacher aksar late hi aate hai ek baar ek teacher time pe school aa gya class me jake dekha to do char bachhe baithe huye baki sab gayab.. karan puchha to bachhe bole ji aa rehe honge..

Ab bachhe aa rahe h or master ji unse swal kar rahe h…

Pahle aata h Ramu…

Master : Ye time h aane ka, late kyu aaya ??

Ramu: Ji master ji wo mere mummy or papa ja jhagda ho gya tha…

Master : to fir tu kyu late aaya??

Ramu : ji mera ek juta mere papa k hath me tha or dusra mummy k..

Uske baad aate h Kallu or Shyamu..

Master : ha bhai ye time h aane, ka late kyu aaye?

Shyamu : ji wo meri..chawanni kho gyi thi..

Master : achha or tu kyu late aaya…Kallu?

Kallu : ji wo main..iski chawanni  ko apne pair se daba k khada tha

Master : or kallu to do teen dino me dikhai diya..kaha tha.

Kallu : ji wo mere pass ek hi nikkar h or wo parso dho di thi.

Master : achha or kal kyu nahi aaya

Kallu : ji main kal aa to raha tha par maine aapke makan pe aapki ye paint dikhai di maine socha ki aaj master jib hi chhutti pe honge..

Master dono ko do do lagata h or baitha deta h..uske baad aata h Badlu hath me ek handi liye..

Master : aao aao…ye koi time h aane ka..?

Badlu : ji aap chhodo ne iss baat ko dekho main aapke liye kya laya hu.

Master : kya h iss me ?

Badlu : kheer h master ji…

Master kheer leke kha jata h, kheer khane k baad badlu se puchta h..: ek baat bata badlu, tu kade kuchh nahi leke aata..aaj tere maan me kya aayee jo tu kheer le aaya mere liye..

Badlu: Ji aapne kha li ab chhodo ne kyu puchh rahe ho..

Master: batata h ya lagau do kaan k niche

Badlu: ji wo….baat ye h …ki…issme kutte ne muh daal diya tha..maine sochi fekne se achha to master ji ko hi khila du..

Master: aaa thuuuu…battmizz…tune mera dharm bhrasth kar diya..(master ne handi utha ke patak di)

Badlu : master ji ye aapne kya kiya ye handi kyu fod di…

Master : kyu …kya h iss handi me..??

Badlu : ji wo..hum iss handi me apne bail ka pesaab..daalte h

Master : chal bhgja or pani leke aa..ja

Badlu : ji school me pani hai hi nahi do dino se..

Master : to pados me se le aa…

Badlu : ji unke sath to hamara jhagda ho gya…

Master : to dusro ke yaha se le aa

Badlu : ji unhine to hamara jhagda karaya tha…

 

Itne me chapdasi aata h ..Master ji wo koi aaye h bahar se..school ka infection karane ko

Master : aare pagal infection nahi inspection wale honge, marr gaye..saare sidhhe baith jao…or badlu tu kuchh nahi bolega jab we kuchh puchhe to..

Badlu : ji main to bolunga..

Master : maan ja …

Badlu : nahi manuga , pahle aap do rupe do..jab manuga.

Master : thik h ye le or chup chap baith ja..

Tabhi wo inspection wale aa jate h..master ji khde hote h or sab bachho ko khade hone ka issara dete h..sab bachhe bhi khde ho jate h…

Inspector: baith jaiye, ha ji master ji padhai kaisi chal rahi h bachho ki..

Master : ji bilkul thik thak chal rahi hai

Inspector: to main kuchh puchh sakta hu aapke students se..

Master : hanji puchiye shok se puchhiye..

Inspector: ha bhai khade ho jao kya naam h aapka.

Kallu: ji kallu..

Inspector: ha to kallu, ek khet h usko tumari ma 5 dino me kat sakti h or tumhar papa 3 dino me, agar we dono lag jaye to khet kitne dino me katega…

Kallu : ji khet nahi katega..

Inspector: q nahi katega?

Kallu : ji mere papa or mummy ka hamesha jhagda hota rahta h we dono khet me chale gaye to khet nahi kat sakta..

Inspector: achha..ye bata maan lo maine master ji ko 5000 rs 2% /m ke byaj par diye 6 mahine baad master ji mujhe kitne rs. Wapas denge

Kallu : ji ek bhi nahi denge

Inspector: arre tu math nahi janta kya

Kallu : ji main to math janta hu par aap master ji ko nahi jante,unhone aaj tak kisi ke Rs. Diye hi nahi.

Inspector: tu baith ja ( or dusre ko khada karte h) ha bhai tera kya naam h

Shyamu : ji shyamu..

Inspector: ha to shyamu ek baat bata..maan le ek kapde ka bhav 35 rs. Meter h to 2.5 meter kapda kitne ka aayega..

Shyamu : ji kapda kya hota h…

Inspector: tujhe ye hi nahi pata ki kapda kya hota h, achha ye bata ki jo tune paint pahni h wo kisme se banwayee h

Shyamu : ji mere papa ki paint me se

Inspector: achha or tumhare papa ne kisme se banwayee thi

Shyamu : ji mere dada ki paint me se..

Inspector: chal thik h tere dada ne bhi to banwayee hogi.??

Shyamu ; nahi ji wo unhe fauj me mili thi..

Inspector: or tumne isse khandaani bana liya..achha to ye bata ki teri maa bazaar gayee sari kharidne ko,usne waha 300-300 ki do sariya kharidi..to batao usne dukaandaar ko kitne paise diye

Shyamu : ji kul 500 rs.

Inspector: arre 300 or 300 kitne hote h…pata nahi h kya

Shyamu : ji pata to h par meri maa itni pagal nahi h..wo 100 rs. To kam degi hi